Okay, if anyone out there is wondering if your son may be destined to one day grow up into a handsome young redneck, here are a few
red flags that might get your attention...
Clue #1: If your son received a gun while still in utero...you may grow up to be a redneck. (Thanks Mr. Freeman!)
Clue #2: If the mere uttering of the word "tractor" makes you break into an elaborate set of dance moves before you can even speak...you may
grow up to be a redneck.
Clue #3: If you once teethed on the moist bottom of a Pepper's Deli cup or your favorite toy used to be an empty (and clean) Skoal can...you may grow up to be a redneck. (Thanks Honey!)
Clue #4: If Fried Pork Skins are a favorite treat soon after you start to teethe...you may grow up to be a redneck. (Sorry piggy!)
Clue #5: If NASCAR races are almost as interesting as anything on the RFD channel (oh, come on, you know - the agriculture channel that has tractor shows, horse whisperers, and cattle feeding techniques...don't deny that you record the tractor pulls!)...you may grow up to be a redneck.
Clue #6: If your favorite color seems to be "camo" and you can easily and comfortably pose next to a Ford pickup while wearing your camo overalls (and wearing your matching camo cap)...you may grow up to be a redneck.
Clue #7: Your dad grows tomatoes in upside-down 5-gallon buckets...you may grow up to be a redneck.
Feel free to post any additional "red flags" that you
may be aware of in the comments section. :)
red flags that might get your attention...
Clue #1: If your son received a gun while still in utero...you may grow up to be a redneck. (Thanks Mr. Freeman!)
Clue #2: If the mere uttering of the word "tractor" makes you break into an elaborate set of dance moves before you can even speak...you may
grow up to be a redneck.
Clue #3: If you once teethed on the moist bottom of a Pepper's Deli cup or your favorite toy used to be an empty (and clean) Skoal can...you may grow up to be a redneck. (Thanks Honey!)
Clue #4: If Fried Pork Skins are a favorite treat soon after you start to teethe...you may grow up to be a redneck. (Sorry piggy!)
Clue #5: If NASCAR races are almost as interesting as anything on the RFD channel (oh, come on, you know - the agriculture channel that has tractor shows, horse whisperers, and cattle feeding techniques...don't deny that you record the tractor pulls!)...you may grow up to be a redneck.
Clue #6: If your favorite color seems to be "camo" and you can easily and comfortably pose next to a Ford pickup while wearing your camo overalls (and wearing your matching camo cap)...you may grow up to be a redneck.
Clue #7: Your dad grows tomatoes in upside-down 5-gallon buckets...you may grow up to be a redneck.
Feel free to post any additional "red flags" that you
may be aware of in the comments section. :)
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